3rd Trimester Craziness

15 signs that you're in your 3rd trimester

1. You use soap as shampoo
2. You use shampoo as soap
3. After dropping your razor in the shower you cry at the idea of having to bend over to retrieve it
4. You stop shaving all together
5. It only takes you and 2 inches of water to over-flow the tub
6. You have to take a breather after going up a flight of stairs
7. People ask you if your sure there is only one baby in there
8. You stop wearing socks even though it's winter in MN
9. You wonder if it's too early to start wearing flip-flops
10. After seeing that your daughter has done her chore of feeding the cat and there is a pound of cat food on the floor you walk away and pretend you don't see it
11. When the baby kicks you hit back
12. Working out consist of walking on the treadmill for 10 minutes at 2 mph
13. You don't think eating out every night for dinner is a bad idea
14. You call your husband 10 times a day to complain about:
a)Things he has yet to accomplish around the house,
some of which he had no idea he was supposed to do
b)The fact that he doesn't just know what you want him to do and say at all times
c)How much you dislike the Marine Corps (enter your husbands job here)
d)How busy April, May and June will be (even though it's Feb)
e)To tell him if he wants he's children to survive the day he must
come home RIGHT NOW!
f)To ask him if he thinks your crazy
15. You worry that your husband is afraid of you and may never come home.

Happy Valentine's Day

Princess Addison

We were lucky enough to have dinner with a princess this past week! Isn't she sweet!